Pretty sure all of these are bootlegs. But they’re funny none the less. Ladies and Gents here are my favourite DVD cover bad translations.
Loin King II.
‘not as good as the first one, but ok’.
50 Fist Dates
Drew Barrymore’s face says it all. That’s the last time she’s using tinder.
Arnie Star Wars
Would have made this movie a million times better with Arnie in it, ‘get to the faaaalcon’.
Jesus Speaks Nigerian
It says broadcast time is up to 3000 minutes. That’s 50 hours! (is that more than the whole of Breaking Bad?).
40 Year Old Virgem
Saving Mr Banks II
aka Freezing Mr Disney.
Sean Connery Vs Who?
Sure some people (not me) would agree with this.
The Matrix Reloaded
With an interesting plot addition.
Lost in Translation
My #1 movie of all time… but its looks different.
The Incredible Hulk
or is that King Kong. Maybe its a mash-up. You wouldn’t like us when we’re angry.