Badly Translated DVD Covers

Pretty sure all of these are bootlegs. But they’re funny none the less. Ladies and Gents here are my favourite DVD cover bad translations.

Loin King II.

‘not as good as the first one, but ok’.

not as good as the first one but ok

50 Fist Dates

Drew Barrymore’s face says it all. That’s the last time she’s using tinder.

50-fist-dates

Arnie Star Wars

Would have made this movie a million times better with Arnie in it, ‘get to the faaaalcon’.

arnie-star-wars

Jesus Speaks Nigerian

It says broadcast time is up to 3000 minutes. That’s 50 hours! (is that more than the whole of Breaking Bad?).

jesus-speaks-nigerian

40 Year Old Virgem

40-year-old-virgem

Saving Mr Banks II

aka Freezing Mr Disney.

Saving Mr Banks II

Metal Man

metal-not-iron-man

Sean Connery Vs Who?

Sure some people (not me) would agree with this.

sean-connery-vs-the-cock

The Matrix Reloaded

With an interesting plot addition.

the-matrix

Lost in Translation

My #1 movie of all time… but its looks different.

lost-in-translation

The Incredible Hulk

or is that King Kong. Maybe its a mash-up. You wouldn’t like us when we’re angry.

the-incredible-KING-HULK

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